We were eating dinner and Amanda had place a handful of broccoli on Macie’s plate. As usual, Macie was dipping them in ranch dressing, thoroughly enjoying soaking her “trees” (as she calls them) and sucking the ranch off of them.
While I was eating, Macie hands me one of her broccoli and says:
“Dad, I can’t eat this, it’s too big. Here, you have a big mouth.”
Macie said this with a straight face because she has no idea what the “unintended” implications of her comment were. It wasn’t until me, Amanda and Sari started to laugh at her comment, did she break out into a huge grin, fully proud of herself for telling daddy he had a “big mouth” … and got away with it! (at least this time!)